Need better dice results? We have advice and techniques to help you out.
The Bukowski Twist
Roll dice underhanded and spin hand counter-clockwise before release. There is one verified account of 100% success with this technique. Named after the American author who made this technique famous shooting craps in California hobo camps.
The Overbo Theory
Roll the dice long enough to shake the randomness out of it. The duration for this task is loosely defined; you must keep rolling until everyone in the table agrees it has been an excessive amount of time. If anyone is annoyed to the point of anger (style points if this person happens to be the Dungeon Master), you have probably shaken most of the randomness out of it, leaving nothing but the force of your will to guide the results.
Now you may roll the dice.
The Dagfinn Exception
After attempting to execute the Overbo Theory, take a 20.